10 Signs That You're in a Long-Term Relationship

1. You finish each other's sentences…because you can't stand the sound of the other person's voice.

2. You have wild, passionate sex all night long. Then you wake up.

3. You have so many possessions of great sentimental value in your home that it's difficult to find something to throw at the other person.

4. Those words "until death do us part" sound more and more enticing.

5. Your pet nicknames for each other are "Hey!" and "What?"

6. You've finally found someone who can see you for who you truly are. Shit!

7. When having sex, you often come at the same time…and occasionally even in the same place.

8. You wish your spouse were more like Frodo, whose ring made him become not only evil but also invisible.

9. It's getting increasingly difficult to tell when one of you is giving the other one the "silent treatment."

10. When your partner complains, "You never listen to me," you smile, then respond, "I'm sorry. What did you say?"

(this article in Czech here)